[accidental video]

[fasternlightbot]

[Though there's not a lot of light, the camera focuses on the cheerful face of Poyomon.]

Poooooooo~ [The little digimon's surroundings seem to be made of of nothing but sand and the odd ball of gray fur. Which then starts to wake.]

Ugh, what's with the wake up call? *Fluffy makes a face at the Poyomon* Oh, so you hatched.

Po! [The camera's view gets flipped as Fluffy moves and it becomes much brighter, the beach now visible.]

Since you most likely don't remember, you tried to eat me. I'm returning the favor. *which is what Fluffy tries next, stuffing the slime digimon into his mouth. This doesn't work well for the Gazimon and he soon spits Poyo back out*

*giggles* Yoyoyoyo~

*coughing and gagging on a mouthful of slime* Don't laugh at me slimeball! *sends Poyo rolling with a swipe of his claws*

*just finds this fun and keeps giggling*

Comments

[armycatblack.livejournal.com]

Fluffy...what are you doing to that poor thing?

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

....who are you?

[armycatblack.livejournal.com]

*camera turns on and Fisk appears on screen.* Names Fisk. I don't think we have been properly introduced. I live with the Robot Masters, and your...Quick's partner, if I remember. Why are you batting that thing around like it's a yard ball?

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

*points a claw at the camera* Well, Fisk, not only are you crazy, but I think you've been misinformed. I'm not Speedy's partner.

As for the slimeball... *Poyo is clinging to Fluffy's leg now so the bigger digimon kicks it away* It tried to eat me.

[armycatblack.livejournal.com]

Oh. Hmmm...then whose partner are you? And...how did that tiny thing try to eat you? Looks more like it wants to cuddle you than eat you.

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

No one's. I'm a free digimon. And it was bigger. It got tama'd before it could so I waited for it to hatch so I could return the favor.

[armycatblack.livejournal.com]

Well, sure revenge may feel right, but you know it won't help. Why not make friends with it? When it gets big again, I'm sure he could help you. It'd help you out in the long run.

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

Do you have any idea how long that would take? And I don't want to take care of the stupid thing. *crosses his arms* I'm better off on my own.

Po yoyo po yoooo~

Shut up.

[armycatblack.livejournal.com]

Well then, why don't I take it off your hands? If you don't want it I'll take it.

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

Ha! Sure! You can take the slimy little monster. Where do you want to pick it up?

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

Fluffy! You had a kid and didn't tell me?

Who's the father?

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

It's not my- what do you mean who's the father?!

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

Well, you are such a sissy that you're the mom.

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

Oh ha ha. It's not my kid.

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

It looks like you.

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

...how?! It's a slimy blob!

Poooooo~

Ugh, go away!

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

It's stupidly cute.

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

*gapes at being called cute before Poyo knocks him over with a playful tackle*

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

... *pfffthahahahaha*

[techsavytabby.livejournal.com]

Awww ADORABLE! Who's the father?

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

Seriously, can no one think of a better joke then that? And the kid's not mine you loon.

[techsavytabby.livejournal.com]

Who's joking? I have reasoning behind my belief.

1. It would explain why you were so tubby.

2. No man I know would ever pick on a baby Digimon so clearly you're a woman.

3. If the kid isn't yours then you might want to take this video down, the police might have some problems with you touching an underaged mon like that, I mean with your tongue and all geeze how creepy.

I'm gonna start calling you Pedobearmon is that cool?

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

Baby digimon aren't made like that you idiot. That makes no sense whatsoever. And you're a sicko. Really you are. I was trying to eat it for breakfast. There's nothing wrong with that.

So, no, I'm not cool with that.

[techsavytabby.livejournal.com]

Pedobearmon sticking his mouth on babies~

And he has the nerve to call me sick. At least my lovers are all adults.

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm not even bothering with your type.

But say hey to Kats for me. If you haven't driven him crazy by now.