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[fasternlightbot]

Anyone out there want a really big cake? If not, how about slice of really big cake? Actually, screw that. I'm gonna steal a cart and roll it into traffic. *why yes he does sound a little put off, why do you ask*

Comments

[rocknroll-tango.livejournal.com]

... Why on earth would you want to throw a cake into traffic?

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

I could always throw something else into traffic.

[rocknroll-tango.livejournal.com]

Like what?

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

....car. Digimon. Car filled with digimon. And explosives. Maybe some scrap metal too, for shrapnel.

[rocknroll-tango.livejournal.com]

Quick Man!

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

You asked.

[rocknroll-tango.livejournal.com]

Well you shouldn't be thinking of doing that kind of stuff!

[scrapperzen.livejournal.com]

...

If I may recommend... Don't you have a friend that controls tornados?

A cake whisked a thousand feet into the air by a tornado can be made to splatter over roughly a mile wide splatter pattern when it crashes to the ground. Maybe even moreso if it's a cake of that size...

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

We're not friends but yes. And I don't see how that's better then my idea.

[scrapperzen.livejournal.com]

In traffic, you hit two, three vehicles tops and then get it smeared over the tires as the debris is driven over.

My way, you could spray a city.

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but with my way, I'm certain to crash cars. If it's thrown into the air, it could miss the road completely or not fall in enough amounts to cause any damage. And I wouldn't be able to watch something large scale like that from on the ground either.

[scrapperzen.livejournal.com]

Get someone who can fly to record it? Slow motion replay and zoom is a wonderful thing.

... you'll probably want to record it anyway, now that I think about it. Demolishing a giant cake isn't just something you do every day, you know.

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

It's not the same. And slow motion sucks, by the way. *being difficult, can you tell*

There are better things to record. Like whenever the cities get attacked. There's so much going on that you can't watch it all and it's much more exciting then just destroying a cake and come cars.

[scrapperzen.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... Good point. Fast forward, then?

*She's just going to ignore that second line of thought. She's TRYING to be a friend here...*

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

That's stupid.

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

Okay.

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

And you're being stupid too.

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

Is that so?

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

Yes, it is! Why are you being stupid this time?

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

To keep from doing something stupider.

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

... Nothing is stupider than this.

[whamonrider.livejournal.com]

Free food say what?

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

It was free food. Now you have to catch it before a car hits it.

[whamonrider.livejournal.com]

... Why am I considering this.

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

I don't know. Do you have an unnatural desire for cake?